A Chistmas Card For Cowboys Fans

Dear Cowboys Fan,

Congrats on a successful Holiday season, you certainly have a lot to be thankful for. Not only did the Redskins find a way to lose 2 games against you that they should’ve won, they also defeated the Giants 2 times to put you in control of the NFC East title.

Now, Mr. & Mrs Cowboys Fan, it’s time to look forward to the New Year and to deal with the inevitable. While the Redskins have handed you a gift…we all know that Tony Romo is going to fumble it. Yes, we all know what the future holds, the only question is will Romo f#*k up your season in the next 2 weeks, or will it be in the first round of the playoffs?

I know Romo ruining your year is an annual tradition, but I had a question to ask you. Will you actually get the chance to visit Dallas this year? I know you’ve never been there before…which is odd, because you’re a “die-hard” fan?

I can’t wait to see what the future holds! My warmest Christmas wishes and a Happy New Year.

Disgruntled Redskins Fan

Suck a D

Cheers and Hail

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