You ever watch TV and say, “I’d like to have a beer with that guy.” Well I do too, and here’s my list for an ultimate night out with the boys. Yes…some of these guys are dead, so I guess its an “all-time” team. Which athlete would you want to hang out with for a night? I’d like to know, so leave your comments in the comment section, or email me @ [email protected] .
(photo courtesy of Sonders Photography)
Designated Driver - Gilbert Arenas
Donte Stallworth was begging for the keys, I’m out on that. Kurt Warner was an option here, but we’re going out to PAARTY. Not going to want to hear about God and all the sins we’re committing. Agent Zero loves to party and go clubbing, but doesn’t drink…perfect.
Bodyguard/Enforcer Guy - Andre The Giant
Several reasons why Andre is the man here. Billed @ 7′4″ and 550 lbs, I don’t think anyone will fuck with us. Andre also reportedly could drink 100 beers at 1 sitting! An added bonus, Andre could also carry 5 girls in his arms at a time.
Pretty Faced Wingmen - Derek Jeter (East Coast) Matt Leinart (West Coast)
Jeter has pulled more ass than a donkey farmer moving from Virgina to California. And his list is impressive, so he’ll be along to rake in the ladies. Leinart will have drunken sorority chicks lined up for us, as well as the Paris Hiltons and Lindsay Lohans of the world.
A guys night out is not complete without placing a bet, and nobody gambles like these 2. As an added bonus, Barkley knows where to find the worlds best “booty call” BJ’s.
If the club and party scene sucks, you can always resort to the grown ups getting drunk and acting like kids games. Little E has it all at his house. Nightclub, go kart track, saloon, and even a jail.
The Drinkers - John Daly, Mickey Mantle, John RigginsBringing along Daly means an obligatory stop at Hooters. Daly also is the most likely to end up in Earnhardts jail winner. Mantle’s drinking is legendary. In fact, anyone in sports whose ever had to get a liver transplant is invited out. Riggins is the guy most likely to run his mouth too much and require Andre to defuse a fight.
The Coach - Jimmy Johnson
With this many athletes on board, we got to have a coach. Pack some Heinekens and nachos, because the lip-smacker himself is our leader.
April 28th, 2009 at 7:06 pm
hilarious:) can i get in on this guys night out… i am a pearson, i think i could hang:)
April 29th, 2009 at 9:01 am
i gotta think that a place has to me made for both john mcenroe and jim mcmahon.
April 29th, 2009 at 9:02 am
has to “be”, not has to “me”. sorry.
April 29th, 2009 at 9:46 am
what about babe ruth the man was known for his partying
April 29th, 2009 at 9:51 am
I think Boomer Wells, Pat Burrell and Kyle Orton should be included.
April 29th, 2009 at 9:52 am
Mcmahon would be invited, especially with the new sex drug he’s hawking
April 29th, 2009 at 9:55 am
Yes the babe is also a legendary drunkard, bring him along
April 29th, 2009 at 10:17 am
Your forgetting Wade Boggs. He was known to drink 50-70 beers on traveling form the east coast to the west coast
April 29th, 2009 at 10:32 am
Wow, I knew Wade enjoyed a brew but didn’t realize he was that kind of pro!
April 29th, 2009 at 10:39 am
You cannot leave out the Candy Man, Michael Olowokandi here. You always need a guy that gets drunk and has to be tazzered over and over again to get him out of a bar.
April 29th, 2009 at 10:50 am
Should throw John Madden in for supervision of the obligitory munchies at 2:00AM, maybe a turducken?
April 29th, 2009 at 11:10 am
I think “Broadway” Joe Namath has to be included somewhere, right?!
April 29th, 2009 at 12:50 pm
If you want a booty call, perhaps Wilt Chamberlain should be included.
April 29th, 2009 at 2:57 pm
Not a Steelers fan myself, but for a placekicker, Jeff Reed should be on this list. A quick googling yields of pics of himself and his conquestettes.
April 29th, 2009 at 3:03 pm
George Best you need your drunkin irishman
April 29th, 2009 at 3:22 pm
well hello, thats my Gilbert Arenas photo you are using
April 29th, 2009 at 3:53 pm
Ricky Williams…if we want to party organically.
April 29th, 2009 at 4:15 pm
I know he’s a drunk, but he’s a also a tool.
April 29th, 2009 at 5:51 pm
allways wanted a night of bar hopping and troublemaking with “EL-RIGGO “… and how about L.T. and Nate Newton to take it to a whole notha levil !
April 29th, 2009 at 7:35 pm
first guy on my list is chuck liddell. any guy that comes into the ring before a UFC fight and announces to the crowd where hes going out to party afterwards is to be invited. and even though he hasnt won a fight in forever, hes still a total badass fighter with a beer-gut.
April 29th, 2009 at 8:03 pm
of course your welcome, but if those Pearsons keep coming to Florida without looking us up, your gonna be in big trouble!
April 30th, 2009 at 12:49 am
Alright, you can’t have a boys night out without hittin’ the “club,” so of course you can’t have a roster without Pacman. This list is so flawed, it’s sick.
April 30th, 2009 at 8:20 am
Hey,, how about bringing along Billy Martin ? Put him in a bar elevator with a salesman and “Good Times Had by All”! Lest we forget also that the man went out in a blaze of glory on New Year’s Day…..
May 2nd, 2009 at 8:27 pm
Cooley
Tiger (he can pick up the tab)
David Wright
Any Beach Volleyball or Tennis chick
Ron Artest
Dennis Rodman
Tom Brady
Charles Barkley