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Fire Tembley

It’s been more than a month since I asked the above question on Twitter; the answer is yes and it’s a damn good one. No, it’s not me…although I would love to take credit for this thing of beauty. It’s @FireTrembley on Twitter who has only 29 followers at this point but deserves a lot more.

The site invites users to post their “Tremblefacts.” Recent “users” include Dikembe Mutombo, Brady Anderson and the Warlord from Coming to America. Betty White even posted her 2 cents on Trembley…

Check out www.firetrembley.com it’s worth losing a half hour of your time and will the Orioles please just FIRE TREMBLEY!

Cheers and Hail

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Posted by fatpickle    Date: Wednesday, May 12, 2010

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JT: Trembley’s plan: Pursue Craig T. Nelson’s Gold’s Mother

“So are you an Orioles fan?”

“Yeah, I sure am. Its not easy, but I’m a fan. What gave that away, the shirt or the hat?”

…”I’ve got a funny story for you. Take your shirt off and hop up on the table.”

“OK”

“…deep breath….now let it out…good. Anyway; so, my mother is a big Orioles fan too, right? Well I mean she’s a big fan. Watches every game, calls me many times a week to discuss those games. I mean she’ll remember every pitching change and have something to say about it.”

“That’s a pretty dedicated fan.”

“That’s what I’m saying. Ok hop off the table. So she knows some people over at the O’s organization, right? So somehow she gets hold of Dave Trembley’s email address and sends him some email. It wasn’t fan mail exactly, she sent him what she thought of various decisions he’s been making, the losing, etc.”

“That’s awesome!”

“That’s not all. Alright follow my finger with your eyes…Good. I’m going to check your ears. So she emails Trembley a few times and he responds and there is some back and forth and then Trembley invites her to lunch! So here is my mother, a little old lady, meeting with the manager of a major sports franchise for lunch. Hahaha, and she let him know what she thought in person at that lunch..hahaha.”

“That’s amazing! Say doc, I’ve got this rash on my back is there anything you can do for that?”

“Yeah, I’ll give you the name of a good dermatologist, no problem. So they have lunch once and it goes well and she walks him back to the stadium afterwards, telling him how to run the team the whole way back from the restaurant. Apparently he values her opinion and likes her company because he’s taken her out a few more times since then and has really taken an interest into what she thinks. Pretty cool.”

“That is pretty cool. I would love to give him some of my ideas sometimes…”

“Yeah, my mom is a pretty neat lady. Alright drop trow…” *SNAP* “OK, turn your head an cough.”

“Ah-hem…alright we done?”

“Yeah, we’re done. Go ahead and get dressed and meet me in my office.”

“Alright, thanks Dr. Craig T. Nelson’s Gold”

That was a paraphrased transcript of a recent trip of mine to the doctor’s office. Aside from my rash there was a pretty interesting story in there…Trembley listens to the elderly!!! If I thought the elderly knew how to use computers I would never write this article but I know they can’t read Internet so I will write my concerns and criticism of Trembley for this blunder in managerial tactics.

It’s not that I’m anti-elderly, it’s just that the elderly don’t understand the steroid laden and loosing mentality of the Orioles baseball culture. They’ll give Trembley “good” advice that “works” in game situations without giving any regard to ‘roid rage, egomaniac behaviorism’s, or how to speak to Greg Zahn in grunts and moans (I wouldn’t say that about Zahn if he wasn’t a senior citizen…but because he is I know he doesn’t know how to use the Internets).

Now Dr. Craig T. Nelson’s Gold (his name has been changed to protect me from a liable suit, or any claim to being a good reporter) didn’t divulge the nitty gritty about what advice his mother is giving Mr. Trembley, and my bid to have his mother email me to talk about this story hasn’t come to fruition. I would bet the majority of her advice involves having the players ingesting more Metamucil and Fibercon (…and maybe the occasional sacrifice play to get more players into scoring position so they can actually SCORE WHEN THEY GET ON BASE!!!). Mr. Trembley may have won a few minor league championships but he’ll never win in the big leagues unless he starts listening to a younger brand of adviser. The younger the better. With food the way it is these days us young people are infused with the very chemicals needed to fully understand the irrational behavior of major league ball players and how to inspire them to aspire to greatness. I’d feel much better thinking that Trembley takes the time to listen to some punk kid straight out of high school with a know-it-all devil-may-care attitude than someone from the “Greatest Generation”. Shame on you for listening to older and wiser people Dave Trembley, shame on you…

…Ok so most of those opinions were sarcastic. In all seriousness I think it’s truly awesome that Mr. Trembley takes some time out of the week every so often to speak with this woman. It shows he cares not only about his job, but how the fans perceive his team. It shows he’s willing to listen to any good suggestion, wherever it comes from. The O’s still have a long way to go before they’re a contender again, but they’ve got the pieces in place to make a Tampa style run at some point in the foreseeable future, and I hope a humble and caring manager–who looks like William Shatner–like Trembley sticks around to see them make that run. Kudos Mr. Shatner, I mean Trembley, kudos.

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Posted by Jason Anton    Date: Wednesday, July 22, 2009

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