Posts Tagged ‘Greatest Movies’

The Six Degrees Of Fatpickled

Six Degrees of Fatpickled is a rundown of 6 items that I have enjoyed. Make sure you check them out.

The Washington Times have been conducting a countdown of the 20 greatest players in Gary Williams 20 years at Maryland. They confirm what I’ve said all along, #1 Juan Dixon. (Wash Times)

A Michael Jackson tribute from where else…the Washington Redskins. Play the video in this post and if it doesn’t bring a smile to your face get a douche or an enema. (Redskins Blog)

A Billy Mays tribute. Please, please, please watch the Orangle Glo video. “I love beautiful wood, don’t you?” (Gunaxin) (via Hot Clicks)

Here’s a video from the locker room of the 1982 NFC Champion Washington Redskins…ahh the glory days. (Hogs Haven)

From NESW SPORTS, The Top 10 Sports Movies That Make Men Cry. I personally am ok during most of these except Hoosiers(a small tear, when Hackman tells the team he loves them,) and Field Of Dreams(a big cry, when Costner has a catch with his dad.)

Cheers and Hail

Your Caddyshack Cast Is Revealed

Maggie O’Hooligan - Megan Fox needs to work on her Irish accent. (Kunis)

Lacey Underall - I’m not going to complain about Elisha Cuthbert winning, but I think I omitted a natural Lacey…Kate Hudson. (Cuthbert)

Dr. Beeper - Jason Bateman wins the popular vote. (Richard Jenkins, looks just like him)

Lou Loomis - Jon Favreau, probably my 4th choice. (Danny Mcbride…does nobody watch East Bound & Down?)

Spaulding Smails - Jon Heder, born to play this role. (Heder)

Thanks for playing along everybody.

The Caddyshack Remake…Starring???

Movie remakes seem to be the rage these days, but we all know there are movies you just can’t remake. So why am I messing with what may be the greatest comedy of all time? One reason only…Caddyshack II. So let’s remake Caddyshack. You’re the producer, your vote counts. I’ll leave the polls open for a week and then we will see who are new stars are. You can leave a write-in vote in the comments section.

100 Movie Quotes

My wife wonders why I quote movies so much when I’m speaking…well there’s a lot of great lines out there! Here’s 100 of them in rapid fire. And this clip doesn’t even have my favorite new quote machine, Kenny Powers. I’ll have more from him later this week.

Cheers and Hail

Fatpickle And Porkboy: We Speak In Movie Quotes

“Noonan!” - Caddyshack- Used mainly when an opposing team’s kicker lines up for a FG. Also effective for free throws or a friendly game of h-o-r-s-e. “Akers lines up for a 43yd attempt, MISS IT, NOONAN, MISS, NOONAN!”

“Jobu needs a refill”-Major League- I need another beer. “honey do you need anything from the kitchen…well, Jobu needs a refill.”

“We’re going to sizzler”-White Men Can’t Jump- Awesome to say when you get a small victory. Like when your energy bill is $20 dollars less than you thought it would be, or Totino’s pizzas are on special at the grocery store. “I just won the office march madness pool, we’re going to sizzler.”

“I think it could be gravy”-Caddyshack- When your favorite team takes the momentum in a game, or you look at their remaining schedule and see nothing but wins. “we got Dallas at home then SanFran on the road, I think it could be gravy.”

“You remember the last time I stick it in you?”-Rounders- Great to pull out when your playing your buddy’s in cards or PlayStation. “wanna play Madden? sure…but do you remember the last time when I stick it in you?” (this also requires the imitation of John Malkovich air humping)


“Help me baby Jesus, help me Tom Cruise”-Talladega Nights- When something in your day goes wrong, like the copier is jammed or your courtesy flush is coming up, not going down! “help me baby Jesus, help me Tom Cruise!”

“gravy train with biscuit wheels”-Kingpin- The guy who has all the luck on his side, the guy who does nothing at work, yet gets promotions and raises. “Mike has been on a 3 hour lunch break, and no one even cares…he’s on the gravy train with biscuit wheels.”

“I wake up in the morning and just piss excellence”-Talladega Nights- Always fun to break out when you succeed at work, like selling some windows and siding to some tight ass. “hey Porkboy, nice job on that Johnson account…well you know when I wake up in the morning I just piss excellence.”

“nananananananana”-Caddyshack-Eveyone says it and we all use it for nearly everything. Like when your trying to write a blog post and your computer wants to lock up on you. “F me, are you kidding me…I’m almost finished…come on, nananananananana.”

Do you use different quotes in your day to day? Let us know in the comments.

Cheers and Hail

Sheriff Cooley

(This post originally appeared at The Cooley Zone)

I’d recognize that tallywhacker anywhere, it’s Cooley poking thru again!

When I first heard that Chris was up for the part of the Sheriff in Ghosts Don’t Exist, my immediate thought was of Alex Karras in Porky’s. Karras was an ex-NFL player who parlayed his NFL career into a 20+ years of acting, a Monday Night Football gig, plus a few years as a professional wrestler. He played the role of the crooked Sheriff in Porky’s (the original American Pie.)

So while Chris may not think he’s great in front of the camera and may not have big aspirations for his one line in a movie, I would remind him that Karras got his start by grunting a line or two in Blazing Saddles. “Mongo straight, Mongo like candy.” In fact, if they ever remake Blazing Saddles, Chris should read for Mongo, he’d be awesome. And if that role led to a remake of Webster with CC in the dad’s role, well then that would be priceless.