Janikowski Can Buy Lots Of Roofies

Sebastion Janikowski just inked up on the largest contract in the history of the NFL for a Kicker, worth $16 million over 4 years with $9 million guaranteed. So, we have a kicker with a history of drinking, getting arrested and who in 2 years may weigh close to 3 bills. What owner would sign such a player to such an unheard of some of money? The same guy who became the first owner in 20 years to draft a kicker in the 1st round and the same owner who last off-season awarded the largest contract in the history of the league to a punter. And that man, of course…is Al Davis (the Church Lady.) Oh well, it pays to be a special teamer in Oakland. And in Janikowski’s defense he has played very well the past couple seasons. He also has a bad ass nickname, C-Bass. Congrats SJ, $14 million will buy a lot of potato Vodka.

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