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All-Time Worst Redskins Final Roster With Commentary By Danny Rouhier

The comments about each player and coach were provided by comedian and 106.7 radio personality Danny Rouhier. Thanks Danny.

The leader of our band of misfits...The Old Ball Coach!

Which Redskins players are the greatest to ever wear the burgundy and gold? That’s a very good question and one that comes up in bars, man-caves and tailgate parties on a regular basis throughout the DMV area. Many a friendly argument has been debated over a few cold beers as to exactly which players deserve to labeled as the best to ever suit up for the Redskins.

Which Redskins players are the worst to ever wear the burgundy and gold? That’s a question that may not be asked as much as who the greatest players are, yet it’s a topic that brings out just as much passion and strong opinions. It’s also a label I doubt any player who’s played the game aspires to have.

In a joint venture between Fatpickled.com and HogsHaven.com we decided to settle this argument once and for all. We’ve compiled a full roster for both the All-Time Greatest and All-Time Worst Redskins squads. Nominations were drafted and nearly 15,000 votes were compiled in our selection process. Each position had a minimum of 5 players to choose from and players from each era were recognized. The Redskins have been playing for 9 decades now, with over 1,300 different players appearing in regular season games. The following players are the All-Time Greatest and Worst.

All-Time Worst

Head Coach: Steve Spurrier – Hard to pick a winner here. Terry Robiskie told us all he was doing what Snyder wanted, Richie Petitbon was 4-12 and over matched, and the Zorn era was an absolute embarrassment for everyone involved. How about Mike Nixon back in the day? 4-18 record in 2 years. Or maybe Bill McPeak? Never finished .500 in 5 years with 1-12 & 3-11 seasons to his credit. But yeah… Spurrier stunk.

Offense

QB: Heath Schuler–Told myself if I ever saw him in person, I’d scream at him until I got dragged away. Saw him at a bar when he was Congressman Shuler… I didn’t do anything. Biggest regret of my life.

RB: TJ Duckett – The softest and easiest to tackle large RB in the history of anything.

RB: Larry Johnson– He didn’t get arrested once when he was here. So that’s a thing.

WR: Brandon Lloyd – If there was any justice, he’d be banned from football & write handwritten notes of apology to all of us with $5 in each envelope.

WR: Desmond Howard – Was he worse than Albert Connell who stole stuff from his teammates? Worse than Malcolm Kelly, Devin Thomas, or Taylor Jacobs? God we’ve had some bad receivers.

TE: Stephen Alexander - (write in vote) Not because he was a terrible player (decent career) it’s because of that year where he sprained his ankle and missed the entire season… he sprained his ankle AND MISSED THE ENTIRE SEASON.

OL: Andre Johnson – Possibly in the running for worst 1st round pick of all time.

OL: Stephen Heyer – How does someone so bad keep getting chances? He hated blocking.

OL: Chad Rinehart – Chazz Rhinehold wants the meatloaf.

OL: Shar Pourdanesh – I read so many articles about how good that guy was gonna be. I want my life back.

OL: Levi Jones – There have to be worse guys than this right? He was just some guy in the parking lot they threw a uniform on because of poor roster management. I don’t blame him for being Levi Jones. What about Brenden Stai or David Loverne? Larry Moore or Brad Badger? Whatever, I just threw up.

Defense

CB: Deion Sanders – dick.

CB: Tory Nixon – I blocked him out. Totally forgot about him until I saw this list. Thanks a lot.

S: Adam Archuleta – The worst thing ever. You know what the worst part was? EVERYONE knew it was a terrible idea before he came. No one went: ‘nice!’ F that guy forever.

S: Ifeanyi Ohalete – Worse than Stanley Richard or David Terrell? I also wanna say again how much Archuleta sucked.

LB: Jeremiah Trotter– Know why I hate him? He begged to go back to philly. Not cool.

LB: Michael Barrow – Did he ever play for us? I don’t think he did. This could be so many dudes.

LB: Warrick Holdman – no argument there

DE: Jason Taylor – I root for him to fail at everything.

DE: Mat Mendenhall – He got me a decent rate on a tractor. Nice guy.

DT: Albert Haynesworth – I’m not going to do a fat joke. I am going to say that he’s an awful person and is a perfect encapsulation of Dan Snyder’s ownership tenure.

DT: Dana Stubblefield – He was so good, I mean SO GOOD, at running over and touching a guy right after he was tackled to try and get that half tackle. An artist.

Special Teams

K: John Aveni – How can you choose 1? Where’s Max Zendejas or Suisham or the fat guy that kicked for 2 games during Spurrier, Tuthill?

P: Ed Bunn – I’m a Durant Brooksguy but I’m cool with this because Bunn was a 3rd rounder. Yuck.

KR: Desmond Howard – Superbowl TD… just not for the Redskins.

PR: Antwaan Randle EL– The Fair Catch: The Antwaan Randle El Story

Cheers and Hail

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Posted by fatpickle    Date: Tuesday, September 6, 2011

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By The Numbers: 11 Facts You May Not Know About The 2011 Redskins

Just a list of random facts found by the crack research staff here at Fatpickled.

0 - TD’s thrown by John Beck in a regular season NFL game since 2007. Interestingly, this is the same amount of TD’s I’ve thrown as well.

1 - Playoff wins by Mike Shanahan coached teams in the last 11 seasons.

2 - Receptions needed by Chris Cooley to pass Jerry Smith as the Redskins all time leader for receptions by a TE.

3 - Wins needed by the Redskins to become only the 4th franchise in NFL history with 550 all time wins. (Chicago 704, Green Bay 664, New York Giants 636)

4 - Winning seasons the Redskins have had in the last 18 years.

5 - Games lost by 3 points or less by the Redskins during the 2010 season.

6 - Points, the largest margin of victory by the Redskins during the 2010 season.

7 - Seasons Mike Shanahan coached teams have made the playoffs out of a possible 17.

8 - Seasons out of the last 10 that the Redskins have failed to make the playoffs.

9 - Players left from the Gibbs II era. (Sellers, Moss, McIntosh, Landry, Golston, Doughty, Fletcher, Cooley & Alexander)

10 - Amount of losses (or more) the Redskins have had in 5 out of the last 8 seasons.

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Posted by fatpickle    Date: Tuesday, September 6, 2011

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Mike Shanahan Is Too Sexy For His Shirt

The hair dyed perfectly with this week’s color of choice.

The skin tanned to a bronze tone that would make George Hamilton jealous.

Veneers like you can only find in the movies.

A football coach wearing a watch on the sidelines of game that probably cost in excess of $20,000.

Shanny now has a theme song!

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Posted by fatpickle    Date: Friday, September 2, 2011

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RJ: Preseason Game 4

Reggie Jones is posting his training camp journal on this site, please check back often to follow Reggie on his journey.

Woke up this morning and headed downstairs to grab breakfast and go to meetings..

After meetings I came back to the room to take a nap. Once I woke up I brought lunch back to my room and watched Troy.. I got to the scene where Hector slayed Patricklus, then Achilles rode up to the Trojan empire by himself and called Hector out to fight him.. “HECTOR!!!! HECTOR!!!!! HECTOR!!!!!” that’s my favorite part of the movie.. In that moment all Achilles can see is victory. In that moment all he’s worried about is the task in front of him. (THAT’S WHERE IM AT TONIGHT)

Got dressed and turned my headphones on. “Lil Wayne ft Bruno Mars- Mirror” Its so fitting for tonights game.

Everything feels so clear. I see victory

I like lookiN out the window as we get pass people, seeing people pumping their fist, yelling, waving, and sometimes flippiN us off.. lol

I had a good game.. Not great, not bad. Just good.. couple tackles, pbu’s, and good special teams performance.

They called a Pass interference on me late in the game which could have cost us the game. I TRULY DON’T BELIEVE IT WAS A P.I. I’ll see it on film tomorrow when I go in to watch it alone. (Im sure it was a bad call).

Our offense later scored which put us back on the field to finish the game, and finish the game we did. On a crucial 3rd down I broke up a Pass forcing them to have to try a desperation hail marry which they didn’t convert.

Now we wait. these next 42 hours are so stressful not knowing if you’ll make the cut from 80 players to 53. There’s alot more than just myself invested in my success. SO WE”LL SEE.. either way Im gonna remain positive. It’s now out of my control, but my attitude is always controlled by me.

The waiting game begins.

Goodnight… #DREAMINabout: “#ARROWS” No matter which way its pointed, I can rotate it to reach my target. ~$HOWTIME

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Posted by RegJones29    Date: Friday, September 2, 2011

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