The Crybaby Club
“Who cares about the Super Bowl? I got 4 looks all game? Hell No!
There may be no I in team, but there sure is one in Boldin. This guy probably out did TO as the most ME FIRST player in the history of football! He’s going to bitch about playing time and touches while his team is driving for the winning TD in the NFC Championship game? And after winning he’s going to go crying in the locker room instead of celebrating with his teammates? Come on man, it was admirable returning from a broken face, but someone should re-break it. You want answers? Here’s an answer for you. If I’m the coach of the Cardinals, your ass is benched for the Super Bowl.
Wow…well before that happened we had Julius Peppers grandstanding for himself. Evidently Peppers speaks a different language than us, one known as bullshit.
Please allow me to translate this Julius Peppers article.
“The front office has been informed of my desire to explore opportunities with other NFL teams following the expiration of my contract next month,”
Translation: Carolina can F off with that low ball offer that is on the table.
I’ll spread my legs for the highest bidder. Carolina can kiss my taint after 3 hours of practice!
“At this point in my NFL career, I am seeking new challenges that will allow me to grow, develop and reach my personal potential on the football field.
Translation: If my stats don’t look good enough it’s not my fault. The Carolina defense is the problem. I’m getting old and this is my last chance to score big money!
“I strongly feel that making a move at this time is in my best interest. I appreciate the entire Panthers organization and I am thankful for the seven seasons I’ve spent with the team.”
Translation: I will come back to Carolina in a heartbeat, all they need to do is “show me the money.”
“Julius is firm in his decision that he needs a change,” Carey said. “He feels that he can thrive in another system. While he has been selected to four Pro Bowls and designated as an All-Pro during his career, he feels that he has yet to develop to his full potential. This is the case of a great player who seeks to become an elite one.”
Translation: Julius is a bad mofo, who wants to be the highest paid DE ever. No one knows who I am, I’m his agent, Carl Carey. I came up with this quote after referencing Julius’s football-reference page. I’m gonna score him a huge contract and maybe pick up some of Drew Rosenhaus’s crumbs.
“Obviously, Carl’s comments are disappointing,” Hurney said. “We have consistently reiterated to Carl in a number of ways how much we value Julius and we plan to continue having ongoing communications.”
Translation: We are not going to franchise him @ 17 million this year. You know what we are willing to pay. Go ahead and shop him around and come back to us with at least a 1rst and 3rd round trade offer. Oh yeah, kiss my taint after sitting on my ass for 10 hours on draft day!
My question to you Skin’s fans is this. Would you like to see Peppers in a Redskin’s jersey? He has had some awesome seasons, and when his game is on he’s one of the best. But, he also posted a 2.5 sack season in 2007. So, would you trade a 1rst and 3rd for him?
Cheers and Hail
Posted by fatpickle Date: Tuesday, January 20, 2009
Categories: Fatpickled, NFL
Tags: crybaby, Greatest Movies, NFL, owens
The Crybaby Club
“Who cares about the Super Bowl? I got 4 looks all game? Hell No!
There may be no I in team, but there sure is one in Boldin. This guy probably out did TO as the most ME FIRST player in the history of football! He’s going to bitch about playing time and touches while his team is driving for the winning TD in the NFC Championship game? And after winning he’s going to go crying in the locker room instead of celebrating with his teammates? Come on man, it was admirable returning from a broken face, but someone should re-break it. You want answers? Here’s an answer for you. If I’m the coach of the Cardinals, your ass is benched for the Super Bowl.
Wow…well before that happened we had Julius Peppers grandstanding for himself. Evidently Peppers speaks a different language than us, one known as bullshit.
Please allow me to translate this Julius Peppers article.
“The front office has been informed of my desire to explore opportunities with other NFL teams following the expiration of my contract next month,”
Translation: Carolina can F off with that low ball offer that is on the table.
I’ll spread my legs for the highest bidder. Carolina can kiss my taint after 3 hours of practice!
“At this point in my NFL career, I am seeking new challenges that will allow me to grow, develop and reach my personal potential on the football field.
Translation: If my stats don’t look good enough it’s not my fault. The Carolina defense is the problem. I’m getting old and this is my last chance to score big money!
“I strongly feel that making a move at this time is in my best interest. I appreciate the entire Panthers organization and I am thankful for the seven seasons I’ve spent with the team.”
Translation: I will come back to Carolina in a heartbeat, all they need to do is “show me the money.”
“Julius is firm in his decision that he needs a change,” Carey said. “He feels that he can thrive in another system. While he has been selected to four Pro Bowls and designated as an All-Pro during his career, he feels that he has yet to develop to his full potential. This is the case of a great player who seeks to become an elite one.”
Translation: Julius is a bad mofo, who wants to be the highest paid DE ever. No one knows who I am, I’m his agent, Carl Carey. I came up with this quote after referencing Julius’s football-reference page. I’m gonna score him a huge contract and maybe pick up some of Drew Rosenhaus’s crumbs.
“Obviously, Carl’s comments are disappointing,” Hurney said. “We have consistently reiterated to Carl in a number of ways how much we value Julius and we plan to continue having ongoing communications.”
Translation: We are not going to franchise him @ 17 million this year. You know what we are willing to pay. Go ahead and shop him around and come back to us with at least a 1rst and 3rd round trade offer. Oh yeah, kiss my taint after sitting on my ass for 10 hours on draft day!
My question to you Skin’s fans is this. Would you like to see Peppers in a Redskin’s jersey? He has had some awesome seasons, and when his game is on he’s one of the best. But, he also posted a 2.5 sack season in 2007. So, would you trade a 1rst and 3rd for him?
Cheers and Hail
Posted by fatpickle Date: Tuesday, January 20, 2009
Categories: Fatpickled, NFL
Tags: crybaby, Greatest Movies, NFL, owens
The O’s Are Turning Japanese
How about Felix Pie?
The Orioles have been very active this week, signing a free agent, making several trades and locking up Markakis long term (a great move for the fans and the organization.) Let’s take a closer look at the new Orioles.
Koji Uehara - P - The first Japanese player signed by the Orioles, 10 years after signing Asian players became popular. On the surface it appears this signing may be 10 years to late. Uehara will turn 34 before the season starts and he was 6-5 with a 3.81 ERA last season. Oh, he was also demoted to the minors for a period of time last season. The O’s are thinking he will fit in nicely as the #2 starter!
Felix Pie - LF - A little intrigued here. He was the #1 prospect in the Cub’s minor league system for the 06-07 seasons. But so far, he has bombed in the majors. He’ll get the chance to play every day in LF, he’s out of minor league options.
David Pauley - P - Career MLB stats, 0-3 9.53 ERA. Will be a candidate for the 5th spot in the rotation. (uhhhh,ok)
So, there’s not a whole lot here to get excited about. But, somehow I am. I’m a Steve Trachsel signing away from renewing by Extra Innings package! Bring on those 70 wins, I’m in!
Cheers and Hail
Posted by fatpickle Date: Monday, January 19, 2009
Categories: Fatpickled, Orioles
Tags: beavis, Greatest Movies, MLB, O's
Super Bowl Picks
There are so many things to like about the Cardinals. Kurt Warner was thrown to the scrap pile several years ago. Now he’s playing like an MVP again, on the wrong side of 30. He didn’t get a new contract before the season, so he now has the chance to ride off into the sunset a Super Bowl winner again, or get a big fat payday from someone. Anquan Bolding didn’t get a new contract as well. All he’s done is have an All-Pro type of year while playing thru a torn hamstring, sore knee, AND BROKEN FACE! I think it may be time for the Cards to re-consider his deal. You also have Russ Grimm coaching the Offensive line. He could be headed to the Super Bowl, elected into the Hall, and hired as a head coach all in one week! You also have Edgerrin James, benched for a young rookie for several games. The Cards basically said he was done, but he’s come back and played extremely well in becoming an integral part of the Cards offense.
And, how much fun would Matt Leinert have here in Tampa? With all our local universities and strip clubs, it will be like an adult Chuck E Cheese for him!
As far as the Steelers go, I can’t stand em. Hines Ward does throw some awesome blocks, but half the time it’s illegal, or the defensive player is defenseless. He then gets that smile on his face that I wish someone would knock off. Their coach acts like Martin Lawrence on the sideline. I want to run a #2 thru Troy Polamalu’s hair. On top of all this, I do not want to see a bunch of Steelers flags and terrible towels everywhere I look down here in Tampa. I’ve had enough of that for one year.
Posted by fatpickle Date: Sunday, January 18, 2009
Categories: Fatpickled, NFL
Tags: NFL, picks of the week, super bowl
Super Bowl Coaches R Us
With the firing of Jon Gruden today and the retirement of Tony Dungy this week, there are now 16 living coaches with Super Bowl rings.
Welcome to my new EBay Store, Super Bowl Coaches R Us. Come on in, we are overstocked. Please check out our many departments, as we have many selections to fit your needs. You may choose from the vintage, bargain bin, and new arrival sections.
Posted by fatpickle Date: Friday, January 16, 2009
Categories: Fatpickled, NFL
Tags: head coaches, NFL, super bowl
Team USA Can’t Lose
Not with Bill Ripken coaching. This spring Ripken will be where he was born to be, in a dugout surrounded by Major League ballplayers. Ripken was chosen by Manager Davey Johnson to be one of his assistant coaches for Team USA in the World Baseball Classic.
So for now, I’ll root for the USA and Bill this March. I didn’t follow the the Baseball Classic that closely 2 years ago. In fact, I was upset that it took a lot of the players away from the spring training games that I enjoy watching here in the Tampa area. However, this year I have a new found interest in our team and Bill succeeding.
Posted by fatpickle Date: Tuesday, January 13, 2009
Categories: Fatpickled, MLB
Tags: MLB, Ripken, spring training, team usa